Short Story Parody of Cinderella

Cinderella and the Pretty Stepsisters

Once upon a time there lived an ugly girl names Cinderella. Cinderella killed her dad and was left to live with her super sweet and pretty step sisters and mother. Cinderella was a horrible person to be around. She would hit her sisters or mom if they said something she didn’t like. Cinderella always made her step mom and step sister do all the cleaning because she was to selfish to do it herself. One day the women of the household were invited to attend a party at the ugly but rich oger’s house. Cinderella said it was okay for the step mom and sisters to go as long as they cleaned the horses’ stable. The stepsisters and stepmother work all day long to get the stables clean. When it is exactly time to leave they finish and run to tell Cinderella. Cinderella laughed at them and told them that they didn’t have time to get ready and that she would have to leave without them. The three girls were devastated when all of the sudden a fairly godfather came up out of nowhere. The girls jumped with happiness. The godfather asked what the girls needed and they told that they needed the ugliest dresses he can make up. The godfather started singing a song that went a little like this, “Bibbity bobbity boo. I have to make dresses like poo”, that is only some of the song but I’m sure you can guess the rest. Within seconds the girls had horrible dresses on that fit perfectly with the occasion. The girls then realized that they had no way to get to the party. The godfather simply just giggled and said that they mine as well walk through mud because it will not hurt the dresses. They girls agreed and and started to walk away. The godfather started to leave but then, he realized that he forgot It something. He yelled at the girls to come back. When the girls came back they we told by the godfather that at 12 o’clock they would go back to the way they were. The girls said that it was fine and left. When to girls arrived Cinderella was nowhere to be found but the girls didn’t mind so they went to meet the orger. Once they were to the ogre they found out that he already decided to marry Cinderella. The girls decided that they want to know why so they asked the ogre. The ogre said I want to marry her because she is truly the ugliest person I have ever met. She is also very mean and will keep all the pretty people away. The girls were confused but went along with it. Cinderella told the girls that she would miss them and hoped they would come visit her. The girls laughed at her and said they never wanted to see her again. Some may say that Cinderella lived happily ever after, i mean only if your into nasty ogres.  After a few minutes of stand around the girls went back to the house where all the magic finally wore off and everything seemed to be back to normal. The girls continued to do the chores. The girls were living life to the fullest until they all died of old age never getting to live their happy ever after.

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